July 30, 2008

Lewis Black on the Root of All Evil: Bloggers

“Blogging is like masturbating in front of a mirror and videotaping yourself so you can watch it later, while masturbating.”
–Lewis Black

Yeah, Lewis, that pretty much sums it up. Of course, as soon as I heard him say this, the first thing that came to mind was, “I’ve got to blog about this!”

Attention colleagues and competition, take the survey!

I just finished taking A List Apart’s 2008 Survey for web professionals. If you’re one, you should too!

A Grotesque Over-Indulgence in Flatulent Analog Synthesizer Wankery

When it comes to vintage (pre-digital) keyboards, there are a few legends: the Hammond organ, the Rhodes electric piano, the Mellotron, and of course, the Minimoog.

I don’t own any of those actual instruments, of course (although an old friend of mine has over the years possessed a large number of them, and used them on some recordings we did back in college), but I have been extremely impressed with the generic replications of these timeless (OK, hopelessly dated, but eternally retro-cool) trademark sounds that Apple has provided with GarageBand. (OK, there’s no Mellotron in GarageBand, but as I’ve learned and demonstrated, a dead-accurate add-on is available.)

Most of the recordings I’ve made since I started using GarageBand (in early 2007) have been brimming with these sounds, most notably the electric piano, and only slightly less notably the organ. Although I’ve been obsessing over the Mellotron lately, my favorite keyboard sound to employ for solo parts is the “Analog Mono” synth, which is fairly similar in tone and timbre to the venerable Minimoog. Read more »