Jim Gaffigan’s “Hot Pockets” bit
Last night I couldn’t sleep (maybe it was the 200 mg of caffeine I consumed during the day), and while I was tinkering with my website at 1 AM, I watched a Jim Gaffigan special on Comedy Central. I’ve been a fan of Jim Gaffigan for quite a while, but I hadn’t seen his full-length special before. I was literally in tears over the following bit, exploring the wonders of Hot Pockets.













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room34 said:
OK, after consulting Wikipedia, I realized that I had probably consumed considerably more than 200 mg of caffeine on that day. In the morning I drank about 16 ounces of home-brewed coffee (probably 200 mg in itself), then at work I drank 3 cans of Diet Mountain Dew (55 mg each, or 165 total), and, the kicker, at around 9 PM I had another can of Coke Zero (along with a little Crown Royal — not enough for the alcohol to win the battle against the caffeine), for about 35 more milligrams, bringing the day’s total to approximately 400 mg.